You’re probably aware by now that lightening your butthole is a thing (if not, see Bridesmaids). Like vaginal rejuvenation, butt facials, and vajazzling, this cosmetic procedure is probably unnecessary. However, perhaps there’s a chance that an anal makeover is just what you need in your life (to each their own rear end)? To help you decide if you might be in the market for a pinker pooper, we bring you this fun, tongue-and-cheek (heh) flow chart.